Gavan Reilly's Portfolio writings, ramblings, mumblings

Published on
11 April, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

How To… Blag your way backstage at the Ball

If you’re a guy, get a pair of classic black shades to go with your tux and approach the front of the stage, claiming to be Damien Dempsey’s personal minder. Try finding a clear plastic tube and shove it between your back and right ear to create the illusion of an earpiece. Befriend/kidnap a pizza […]


Published on
11 April, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

Album review: The Tiny – Starring: Someone Like You

The Tiny are a Swedish threesome who formed in 2002, comprising of… well, basically a piano, cello and bass. You might imagine that the prospects of variety among these instruments are quite limited and, well – you’d be right. The group’s second album (the follow up to 2004’s commercial flop Close Enough) strains to vary […]


Published on
11 April, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

“The UCD Ball and Trinity Ball are equal in all but name.” Discuss.

While it’s hard to draw a comparison between the two Balls before the Belfield equivalent, on paper the differences are many and striking. The first is the terrain: the Trinity campus is notoriously difficult to traverse in even flat heels. Throw in copious amounts of alcohol and wonky stiletto heels, and accidents abound. Conversely the […]


Published on
11 April, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

Anto Kelly: Belfield’s Private Adonis?

Anto Kelly. You know him as the guy who’s been booking Ents gigs and arranging the UCD Ball since September. But those of you who’ve ever cast glance upon him will also be aware that Anto Kelly has some of the most illustrious hair known to mankind. No kidding – its shine cannot be underestimated. […]


Published on
11 April, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

The Blogging Revolution

From a young Iraqi teenager’s account of her experiences to a string of slanderous posts on a Drogheda site… Gav Reilly reports on the rise of blogging and the first ever Irish Blog Awards There was a time, not all that long ago, when to be awarded on even a national scale for journalistic prowess […]


Published on
11 April, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

Trigger Happy Telephone

Despite repeated warnings in cinemas, some people just love to talk says Gav Reilly It doesn’t seem like five years now since the heyday of Trigger Happy TV but it really has been half a decade since Dom Joly was on our screens with his inimitable oversized Nokia phone, screaming a protracted ‘Hell-low!’ from various, […]


Published on
11 April, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

Return of the Flock

Bell X1 frontman Paul Noonan spoke to O2′s Gav Reilly about the UCD Ball, his Trinity days and how he still cycles to gigs… Paul Noonan is tired. It’s the afternoon of the final day of the three-week UK Tour de Flock, and the soundcheck for the final Leeds gig has overrun. He’s exhausted to […]


Published on
21 February, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

Going for Gold?

Does anybody care about World Records anymore? In light of a recent record set by students in UCD on Science Day, Gav Reilly examines the good, the bad, and the ridiculous world records and UCD’s connection to record holding There is an opening scene in a recent episode of The Simpsons where Lisa, watching a […]


Published on
7 February, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

Album review: Cat Power – The Greatest

Although a little bizarrely titled for a non-‘Best Of’ album, The Greatest is already being hailed by the mainstream press as one of the better works of 2006. And having listened to it, I’m not sure which I find more confusing: the fact that these publications can seemingly predict 2006’s musical future, or that they […]


Published on
7 February, 2006

Published in
The University Observer

How To… have a bleedin’ deadly Valentines

Steal a phone and ring Adreeeen Kennedeeeee and threaten to shove a banger into his letterbox if he doesn’t say “I love ye, Teena, will ye marry me, ye will?” Neck a few cans, find a karaoke bar and sing ‘Mambo No. 5′ replacing every girl’s name in the song with Teena. “A liddel bit […]


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